In news that should make you wish someone would drop a large, sparkly New Year’s ball directly on her, word is arriving that Kate Gosselin has a new dating show in the works. 
Born, Katie Irene Kreider on March 28, 1975, the newly single Ms. Gosselin [or should that now be Kreider?] is deep in discussions with a [so far un-named] network to star in a reality show, designed to find someone dumb enough to stand in for Jon.“Love her or hate her, people are fascinated by Kate!” a clueless TV exec has told Popeater. “She has a lot of mouths to feed and Katie looking for love will certainly put bread on the table,” he oozed. But before you climb out on that ledge in relentless despair, we have good news – This slack-brained decision to inflict more of Ms. Gosselin and that ‘Rooster’s butt’ hairdo on an innocent world is not final yet;“It’s still in the development stage,” says a clued-in insider.…And if there’s one grain of humanity left in this world, that’s right where this freak-show will stay.But in case a network is dumb enough to make this show real, they’ll need some titles. How about, ‘Multiple Mommy + Dim-witted Dad,’ or ‘The Broody Bunch,’ or maybe ‘Kate + An IQ of 8′…Or, as it’s Kate, they could do it at sea and call it ‘The Love Goat.’Let’s hear your suggestions – it might help ease the pain…
Born, Katie Irene Kreider on March 28, 1975, the newly single Ms. Gosselin [or should that now be Kreider?] is deep in discussions with a [so far un-named] network to star in a reality show, designed to find someone dumb enough to stand in for Jon.“Love her or hate her, people are fascinated by Kate!” a clueless TV exec has told Popeater. “She has a lot of mouths to feed and Katie looking for love will certainly put bread on the table,” he oozed. But before you climb out on that ledge in relentless despair, we have good news – This slack-brained decision to inflict more of Ms. Gosselin and that ‘Rooster’s butt’ hairdo on an innocent world is not final yet;“It’s still in the development stage,” says a clued-in insider.…And if there’s one grain of humanity left in this world, that’s right where this freak-show will stay.But in case a network is dumb enough to make this show real, they’ll need some titles. How about, ‘Multiple Mommy + Dim-witted Dad,’ or ‘The Broody Bunch,’ or maybe ‘Kate + An IQ of 8′…Or, as it’s Kate, they could do it at sea and call it ‘The Love Goat.’Let’s hear your suggestions – it might help ease the pain…