A fourteenth mistress has been identified, and a source has confirmed that Tiger and Elin are officially living apart.This comes after rumors of the split, when Elin posed for photos at a Florida gas station, and her engagement and wedding rings were conspicuously missing.
Now, I can say from a woman’s point of view that it is not a small thing to take off your wedding ring. When a woman does that it means something, and usually it means she is sick of your peen.
Considering Tiger has been dipping his into every escort, cocktail waitress, porn star, and server that he comes across under the age of 50 in the United States, and (allegedly) abroad, I think we can say this is a fair assessment for poor Elin.
In the meantime, 48-year-old yummy mummy Theresa Rogers has been named as lucky number 14. The mom of two has allegedly been banging Tiger all over the country for over five years, and is his longest running (and oldest) sex buddy.
In other Tiger news, USA Today/Gallup Poll did some kind of bizarre Presidential-like ratings poll on Tiger.
According to them, his popularity has dropped to 33% from 85% since the rumors of his affair began. Most of that drop was recorded just after his statement last week admitting to his infidelity.
Amazing how he has managed to hide his constant screwing around for so long, keeping his popularity so high. It is also amazing how his career and marriage are crumbling around him faster than a building under TNT.
I almost felt sorry for the guy….until number 14 was named.
