Tiger Got His Ass Kicked By Wife?


Being online we have a chance to rescue ourselves quickly when needed, from bad information quickly unlike your typical newspaper. I had to laugh though and wonder how my local newspaper feels today, about publishing the frontpage headline, “Tiger Rescued By Wife.” As I surmised last night and seems to be gaining more credence is the headline probably should read, “Tiger Got His Ass Kicked By Elin”. I don’t want to take too much delight in calling this, which I did here, because actually I am deeply saddened that Tiger’s image is likely to be badly tarnished and more than likely his marriage is in serious doubt too. But let’s face the facts, people don’t go backing out of their home’s at 2:25 a.m. Friday, and hit a fire hydrant and a tree with his 2009 Cadillac sports utility vehicle without something going on. Wives (even Tiger’s) don’t go running out of their homes carry a golf club when they hear their husbands crash and smash the back windows to rescue them. Especially when they already admitted to having a domestic fight beforehand. What was the fight about? As we reported on Thursday, the National Enquirer broke a story that Tiger is having a secret affair. TMZ is now reporting, Elin confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman as we already speculated. The argument got heated and, according to their source, she scratched his face up. Tiger tried to beat a hasty retreat with Elin in hot pursuit with a golf club. Using a golfing analogy, Tiger’s drive went astray when Elin repeatedly swung her trusty club at the vehicle. Hey golfers are notorious for getting spooked easily when driving. Okay not funny, but you get the point of what likely caused the crash and what an embarrassing situation this is. And on a side note, man it sounds like Elin has got some temper