Madonna now due to schmooze Jesus’ parents



Well, it’s Monday, so it must be time for Madonna to claim she’s getting married…again. And true to her form, she does not disappoint…

After months of speculation that marriage may be their future, The Sun is now saying Madonna has applied for a visa so she can fly to Brazil to meet the parents of boyfriend, Jesus Luz. And Madge is said to be ‘on edge’ about the upcoming meeting as Jesus’ mom is 15-years younger than her. Friends say the encounter with Jesus’ folks, blessed with the tongue-twisting names of Cristiane Regina da Silva, and Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz, is a sign that “engagement could be on the cards.” …the same way it was in every self-serving story she’s ‘leaked’ about this for the last nine or ten months. “Madonna really does love and need Jesus,” says one source. “And she does not hold all the power; He grew up with strong Christian beliefs and wants to marry and be taken seriously. The visit is her way of saying she’ll make this thing permanent,” they confided.

Getting married would sure be a switch as Madge recently told David Letterman she would, “rather get run over by a train” than marry again, after the train-wreck of a union she had with Guy Ritchie. This caused some rows, and Jesus – who even converted to Kabbalah to make Madge happy – apparently “begged her to reconsider” such views. 
The 51-year old singer is due in Rio de Janeiro tomorrow, and her biographer Randy Taraborrelli says the merger’s a done-deal, “Madonna is telling close friends and family, ‘I definitely see myself marrying him – It’s on the table’.” he said