Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt in screaming match, but deny it ever happened

So, here we are – Wednesday already and still no self-serving stunt from Paris Hilton and man-hamster, Doug Reinhardt.

Wait, what’s this? No, folks, the girl has zero talent, but she does not disappoint…
Sources are now saying that Paris and Doug got into a fight in the early hours of this morning – right in the middle of her Hollywood Hills drive. Their poor, blighted neighbors called the cops – yet again – and the LAPD’s finest had to waste more time on these trolls.
TMZ is reporting that Paris and Doug got into a Hollywood-style grudge-match, screaming at each other in front of her house. This tinsel-town tantrum then got so loud, the neighbors called 911 and reported “Drunk people arguing.”
A neighbor says they saw Doug getting into his car as his jobless companion was screaming, “Don’t go!” Doug then exited the vehicle and the fame-loving friends started ’shoving’ each other. But once the scene was complete they re-entered the house.
The cops then arrived, spoke to Paris and left. No charges are pending, so the whole thing should end there, right? Not while’s there’s a chance of free press, so it seems.
To prolong this latest dose of self-serving attention Paris now claims she and Doug were not even involved;
“Doug and I were asleep when his houseguests-from-hell got into an argument,” she’s now told reporters. “Doug then told the LAPD that the guests’ fight was over and that we had nothing to do with it.” she claims.
Sounds okay, I guess. Except for one tiny snag – She was seen in the drive by that neighbor.
So, those are the facts, guys – Whose side are you on?…